Too lazy to come up with creative name

ivegottobethere:

ima-ho-ho-ho:

rneerkat:

snapfox:

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

what happens to nitrogen when the sun rises

it becomes daytrogen

I’m going to bed.

good nitrogen

sleep tightrogen

don’t let the bed bugs bitrogen

leeeeverett:

today these two kids in my math class were hitting each other with pencils and my teacher glared at them and said “could you try to be a little more mature?”

one of them screamed “TAXES” and punched the other kid in the face

gingerbatch-addict:

phangirlingphanatic:

OKAY. THIS SHIRO MAKEUP STUFF IS PROBABLY ONE OF THE WEIRDEST BEST THINGS ON THE PLANET

So to fucking start they have fucking Hobbit eyeshadow

trust me tho, it gets better.

They have fucking Hunger Games and Pokemon?!

But if that wasn’t enough, they have fucking Moon Moon, Tardis, and Leonardo Dicaprio eyeshadow

AND YOU GET FREE CANDY. IM REALLY COMNFUSED 

I don’t like make up but this is fucking awesome!

$5.00 for pretty/geeky eye shadow?

*grabby hands*

ahighfunctioningmadmanwithmagic:

zephyreanbreeze:

adventurederpdaderpderp:

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

guardiankarenterrier:

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

i want to know how many people have the same thing as me, and if you do anything with it

weirdly enough I was having a conversation about this like an hour ago

how does anyone not have music stuck in their head just constantly

EXACTLY

All I hear is the drums

i constantly have cotton eyed joe in my head

kingschultzies:

*policeman voice* alright sir im going to have to ask you a few questions. *pulls out notepad* where did you come from? where did you go? *slams fists on interrogation table* where DID you come from cotton eyed joe?

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